00001. Criswell's Melodramatic Introduction!
Length: 67 seconds • Screenplay pages: 2 • Taken Criswell doesn't pull any punches with this introduction for a movie
We remade Plan 9 from Outer Space!
A totally ridiculous scheme to remake Ed Wood's so-bad-it's-good classic in time for the Nickel Independent Film Festival in June 2024.
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00002. Graveyard Scene with Bela Lugosi and Silent Gravediggers!
Length: 92 seconds • Screenplay pages: 3-4 • Taken If you've ever seen the Tim Burton movie Ed Wood, you
00003. Pilots in Cockpit Astounded by Flying Saucer!
Length: 90 seconds • Screenplay pages: 6-8 • Taken Here we are introduced to Jeff, the hero! He's also a
00004. Gravediggers Murdered from a Distance!
Length: 67 seconds • Screenplay pages: 9 • Taken These gravediggers, like most of the people in this movie, for some reason
00005. Bela Lugosi Walks Outside His House and Dies Suddenly Offscreen!
Length: 82 seconds • Screenplay pages: 10 • Taken Here is some footage of Bela Lugosi outside of his house that Ed
00006. Mourners Discover Dead Gravediggers!
Length: 42 seconds • Screenplay pages: 11 (pdf) • Taken A few of the Old Man's mourners wander around the
00007. Police Car Drives Up the Road!
Length: 32 seconds • Screenplay pages: 12 (pdf) • Taken They really love showing how people drive up along a road to
00009. Jeff Tells Paula He Saw a Flying Saucer!
Length: 127 seconds • Screenplay pages: 16-18 • Taken Airline pilot Jeff confesses to his wife that he saw aliens. Paula takes
00008. Police Interview Mourners!
Length: 119 seconds • Screenplay pages: 12-15 (pdf) • Taken The police interview the folks who discovered the dead gravediggers. Police chief
00010. Ghouls Attack! Clay Killed in Cemetery !
Length: 117 seconds • Screenplay pages: 19-21 • Taken Oops! Police chief Inspect Clay, who wandered off alone into a cemetery where
00011. Police Discover Inspector Clay's Body in the Cemetery!
Length: 70 seconds • Screenplay pages: 21-22 • Taken The police discover their boss's dead body and seem relatively chill
00012. Eulogy for Inspector Clay!
Length: 35 seconds • Screenplay pages: 23 • Taken A simple solemn eulogy for Inspector Clay delivered in a wooden way. Hold
00013. Flying Saucers Fly Around!
Length: 100 seconds • Screenplay pages: 24-27 • Taken Oh man, flying saucers are cool. Here they are, buzzing all over the
00014. Extremely Violent Firefight with ET!
Length: 91 seconds • Screenplay pages: 28 • Taken Wow, I'm not sure what such these obviously fake flying saucers
00015. Casual Chat after Shooting at Aliens!
Length: 78 seconds • Screenplay pages: 29-31 • Taken Colonel Tom Edwards has a casual chat with a captain after shooting a
00016. Aliens Discuss Strategy on Mothership with Eros and Tanna!
Length: 111 seconds • Screenplay pages: 32-34 • Taken Introducing the aliens! But they kind of look like they're part
00017. Alien Coworkers Chat at the Water Cooler!
Length: 40 seconds • Screenplay pages: 35-36 • Taken Here, aliens Tanna and Eros have a chat after their big meeting with
00018. Flying Saucer Departs from Space Station!
Length: 45 seconds • Screenplay pages: 36 • Taken Eros and Tanna's saucer leaves the mothership to return to Earth.
00019. Jeff tells Paula to Lock the Doors When He's Gone! Paula Steals Pillow!
Length: 168 seconds • Screenplay pages: 37-38 • Taken A lovely scene featuring pilot Jeff and his wife Paula. Jeff's
00020. Airplane Dialogues: Flight Crew Chit Chat About Aliens, Real Estate and Partying!
Length: 131 seconds • Screenplay pages: 39-41 • Taken Back to the cockpit with Jeff, Danny and Edith! Danny and Edith make
00021. Bela Lugosi and Fake Bela Chase Paula Out of the House!
Length: 116 seconds • Screenplay pages: 42-43 • Taken Oops! I guess Paula forgot to lock the doors because Bela Lugosi and
00022. Vampira and Fake Bela Pursue Paula in the Cemetery!
Length: 64 seconds • Screenplay pages: 43 • Taken Paula, obviously much faster than any of these ghouls, runs circles around them
00023. Paula Escapes and Inspector Clay Rises Again!
Length: 90 seconds • Screenplay pages: 44-46 • Taken Inspector Clay emerges from his grave as a zombie... but has some trouble
00024. Farmer Collier Rescues Paula and Chase the Car Along the Road!
Length: 69 seconds • Screenplay pages: 46-49 (pdf) • Taken We don't know much about Farmer Collier but that he
00025. Police Investigate Cemetery at Night!
Length: 257 seconds • Screenplay pages: 50-55 • Taken Let's go back to the cemetery! The police see a saucer
00026. Top Brass Military Meeting at Pentagon Discuss Saucer Field Activities
Length: 162 seconds • Screenplay pages: 56-60 • Taken Here an army General threatens Colonel Tom Edwards, who is officially in charge
00027. Military Men React to Alien Tape Warning of Apocalypse and Criticism of Human Behavior!
Length: 97 seconds • Screenplay pages: 60-62 • Taken The General and Colonel react to an alien voicemail with shock and disgust.
00028. Plan to Figure Out What the Aliens Want!
Length: 93 seconds • Screenplay pages: 62-64 • Taken The General sends the Colonel to Hollywood after listening to the tape. They&
00029. Eros has a Bad Day at Work!
Length: 205 seconds • Screenplay pages: 65-70 • Taken These clips really lay bare how, uh, not good, these aliens are at
00030. Vampire Attacks Paula and Jeffs House and Turns into a Skeleton!
Length: 290 seconds • Screenplay pages: 73-80 • Taken Lieutenant Harper and Colonel Edwards comes to pay a visit to Jeff and
00031. Back to the Cemetery Everybody!
Length: 272 seconds • Screenplay pages: 80-86 • Taken Back to the cemetery they go to check out Inspector Clay's
00032. First Contact Goes Pretty Badly!
Length: 234 seconds • Screenplay pages: 87-94 • Taken The first live earth people to enter a celestial ship and humanity'
00033. Eros Calls Humans Dumb and Explains Universal Doomsday Risk!
Length: 324 seconds • Screenplay pages: 94-100 • Taken "You speak of Solaronite, just what is it??" Here it is!
00034. Police Save Paula from Zombie Clay!
Length: 181 seconds • Screenplay pages: 101-106 • Taken Policeman Larry meets Kelton at the cemetery, they look around for Paula, and
00035. Final Battle: Jeff Punches First Then Sets Ship on Fire!
Length: 116 seconds • Screenplay pages: 106-108 • Taken The final fight scene! Let it be on the record that Jeff started
00036. Everybody Watches the Flying Saucer Explode!
Length: 81 seconds • Screenplay pages: 108-109 • Taken Poor Tanna deals with the aftermath of the fight and tries to escape
00037. Criswell's Foreboding Epilogue!
Length: 62 seconds • Screenplay pages: 109 • Taken Eyyyy, Criswell's back with all his theatrical flair to explain that
00038. Just the Sauce!
Length: 131 seconds • Screenplay pages: Various • Taken We love the saucers. Just look at them! They are so great.
00039. Just Planes and Automobiles!
Length: 76 seconds • Screenplay pages: Various (pdf) • Available Vroom vroom!
00029-2. The Ruler Checks Out Zombie Clay and Sends Bela to Distract the Humans!
Length: 139 seconds • Screenplay pages: 70-72 • Taken Have you ever seen an alien leader with such poise and grace? No.